soblem 

A self-created, self-solved problem. A soblem often reduces the problem creator/solver to a pathetic condition characterized by uncontrolled sobbing.

Albert Einstein said, "No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it." Jank responded, "Not always, Al! I created and solved a soblem last week!"

soblem by Jank2daBank February 24, 2010

solemn low five 

The act of quietly and calmly low fiving others when a location or event does not permit for a loud and/or enthusiastic high five (e.g., a funeral, a library, church, class).

Barney: High five!
Ted: Dude, we're at a wake.
Barney: Sorry. (whispers) Solemn low five.

solemn low five by r3ckl3sson3 April 21, 2009

Adversus solem ne loquitor

It comes from latin and means "Don't speak against the sun" (don't waste your time arguing the obvious)

"-I'm sure! The Earth has two moons!
-You know that's impossible! Adversus solem ne loquitor.

Adversus solem ne loquitor by nundu November 12, 2009

soulemetry

Soulemetry is when fate brings two completely diverse people together (straight or gay) and they throw out all they know about love and they fall in love with each other.

Austin: Wow, Justin and Monica are really hittin' it off!
Jenna: Yeah, their relationship makes me believe in the power of soulemetry.

soulemetry by myleerenae October 5, 2015

soleman

The most selfless kind human being on earth. Soleman will go to great lenghths to see people smile or laugh and askes for nothing in return. Incredibly beautiful inside and out Soleman is an extremely good looking yet humble human. Soleman is the secret force that holds friend circles and family together. He is the keeper of secrets and carrier of stress for many a person. He is probably the only true nice guy left on earth. People often tell him that he is a beautiful human being. The name being closley related to peace and wisdom in Hebrew culture, many people seek Soleman out for advice when they themselves are not sure why they gravitate towards him. Though unconditionally kind hearted and selfless Soleman can also be the worst enemy you will ever make. Soleman can go from the nicest person you know to a completly terrifying human in the flick of a switch especially if there is family or friends being threatened.

Soleman is the greatest lover you will ever encounter and knows how to treat his woman like a queen.

If you are ever fortunate enough to meet a human named Soleman (with this unlikley spelling of the name) and he willingly lets you into his life, do not let him go. He lets very few people in and once you leave is unlikely to welcome you back.

Soleman is such a beautiful human.

soleman by Truenames1789 June 3, 2016

Solemn Cowboy 

The state of being where one is so inebriated, that they sit and stare in dead silence as if they had just killed a man, and continue to drink to forget.

"Dude, Marc has been sitting in that chair all silent for the past hour sipping that rum. He's a real solemn cowboy right now."

Solemn Cowboy by ElektrikDynomite July 5, 2012

I solemnly swear I am up to no good 

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley

"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good by LitTeacher July 6, 2015