soapy muffin

The act of using soap as an instrument of lube for penetrating the rectum or vagina.

I Went to prison and had my first soapy muffin!

Jesus : Frankie and i had soapy muffin time in the shower last night!
Frankie : It was amazing!

by Snowy_Dream December 30, 2021

Soppy muffin

The genitalia of an overweight woman, usually moist due to overactive sweat glands and overabundance of flesh. In the case of the morbidly obese, lack of proper hygiene also contributes.

I hadn't been laid in about six months so I trolled for fat chicks at the local bar. The girl I brought home must have weighed at least two bills. She sure had a soppy muffin.

by Lance G. July 2, 2009