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snowrection

noun: the figurative "rise" that is stimulated by news, rumor, or direct experience of a large accumulation of snow. Often experienced by those who pursue snow sports, e.g. skiing and/or snowboarding.
Skier: Hey did you see the story in the paper? Mount Furry Elephant got three and a half feet last night."

Boarder: Dude, I get a snowrection just thinking about it."
by playa_foot April 13, 2011
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Snowrection

A form of erection achieved after emerging from hibernation or a long period of being indoors due to inclement weather.
"Andrew is hitting up every girl at work after the blizzard, he must have a snowrection!"
by CaptainSandwiches February 27, 2015
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showerection

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.
Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011
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snowflection

The reflection off of the snow on the ground. In this case, the light source must be a dim light such as a stop light.
When I look out my window at night while its snowing, I get a snowflection from the stop light on the corner. Its pretty sweet!
by slaytheday December 13, 2009
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Snowception

Also known as "shoveling good snow after bad," snowception is a phenomenon found primarily in New England and Antarctica. It happens when a stubborn person becomes trapped in an Eternal Shoveling Loop after he or she began shoveling snow too early. Signs snowception has occurred and you are stuck in an Eternal Shoveling Loop include dehydration, fatigue, and muttering or cry-screaming repeatedly, "Papa always said never do the same job twice! Measure twice, cut once! I'm so cold, so cold, the light is calling ... I feel warm, peace ... the snow and I are one. The snow is mine. This is my snow. I am the snow."
"There have been 18 reported cases of snowception so far this year."

"The best way to avoid snowception is to make someone else shovel your driveway."

"Donny? He got snowception, bro. He's out of it."
by Rude Horse March 13, 2019
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shoprection

A time when you get extreamly excited by shopping. (shopping hard on)
note: not an actual erection!
Usually for girls
My shoprection was gone when we walked into that furniture store!
by Myusikk April 1, 2009
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