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Snowday Roulette 

The risky work-avoiding game one plays on the night before a possible snow day at work, school, etc.
Billy: Hey Rick, finished that lab report yet?

Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?
Snowday Roulette by JetTripleSeven February 20, 2011

Snowdeath 

The gross overreaction of the media and segments of the general public to an extremely low amount of predicted snowfall (or flurries). This overreaction tends to dull otherwise competant people into making foolish decisions.
People clearing the shelves of perishable food (not canned food) when there is a potential of a Snowdeath. However, if a storm did occur, the food could go bad due to a loss of power.

The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.

An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).
Snowdeath by GeorgiaBoy March 6, 2013

Snowbatical 

A leave of absence from full-time employment to maximize one's time engaging in snow sports.

Related: funemployment
No, I haven't lined up another job yet, I'm taking a snowbatical first.
Snowbatical by jessicers December 2, 2010

snordatdude 

One of the greatest reaction youtubers of all time. A little on the overweight side, and has prosthetic legs but he’s still the goat.
who’s the fat dude you watch on youtube?
oh that’s snordatdude.
snordatdude by greattray December 9, 2021

Snowcation 

Multiple paid days off from work caused by large amounts of snow due to extensive blizzard like conditions, resulting in the inability for one to leave his or her residence for a minimum of three days.
Yo man, are you bored yet.

No dude, I'm enjoying my Snowcation.

Are you starting to get cabin fever?
Yes, this Snowcation is lasting a little too long.

Mid-Atlantic Region Feburary 5-11, 2010
Snowcation by Flickinator February 11, 2010

Turkish Snowday 

When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky
Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night
Turkish Snowday by Swazey1450 September 30, 2022