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Snow Pants 

n.

A person lacking physical or mental capacity required to achieve, in life, the level of self-confidence that, say, a boiled potato may have acquired.
Hey, Snow Pants. You wanna make another Web page about your worthless emo life, you sickly, white-bellied fucko.
Snow Pants by Unqtious December 22, 2008

snow in your pants 

(Verb) To ejaculate into one's pants.
If you drink Fresca, you'll snow in your pants

Snow Pansies 

Wimpy, adult Canadians who can't handle small - medium snow storms and feel obligated to take an entire day off work.
Dude, I can't believe no one showed up at work today. There's only a few inches of snow on the ground. What a bunch of Snow Pansies.
Snow Pansies by Jimmy Fatt February 22, 2011

snowpants 

Pants that you wear in the snow.
Wear your snowpants!
snowpants by Someone, somewhere December 9, 2008