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snostril 

"A wet-willy to the nostril."

Licking one's finger and then inserting up another's nose, preferably a stuffy/runny one.
"I couldn't retaliate with a wet-willy, she was too good at blocking her ears, so I got her with a snostril."
snostril by C2P November 20, 2009

scotstralian 

When somebody is half Scottish,half Australian. A scot raised in Australia,or an Australian raised in Scotland.
It also mixes the Scottish and Australian accent
Scott:"SCOTLAND!!!"
Alex:"AUSTRALIA!!!"
Mike:"SCOTSRALIA!!!!!!!"
Alex:" ah crap a scotstralian"

Snostril 

(n) snot and nostril combined to explain a stuffy nose when only one nostril is stuffy or only one nostril has boogers in it.
I woke up this morning with a snostril
Snostril by Bigbird11 October 21, 2010

Snowstralia 

Ever notice how Australia and Snowstralia are similar looking continents?
Snowstralia by backotruck November 3, 2023

snostril 

A snotty nostril; when the nose is so runny that the runs and the nose are virtually inseparable.
"Dude, give that dirty snostril a tissue...before my couch is punished with your booger warfare."
snostril by m-cat-whodat? August 22, 2009

Snotstrils 

Your nostrils, just full of snot.
Take yourself and your snotstrils over there until you blow your nose.
Snotstrils by Fierce Nemeth June 2, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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