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Snostril 

(n) snot and nostril combined to explain a stuffy nose when only one nostril is stuffy or only one nostril has boogers in it.
I woke up this morning with a snostril
Snostril by Bigbird11 October 21, 2010

snostril 

A snotty nostril; when the nose is so runny that the runs and the nose are virtually inseparable.
"Dude, give that dirty snostril a tissue...before my couch is punished with your booger warfare."
snostril by m-cat-whodat? August 22, 2009

Otter's nostril 

Mary invited me to examine her otter's nostril.

rag in the dragon's nostril 

When one is forced to employ a foriegn object to curb the symptoms associated with Dragon's Nostril, in order to maintain an appointment, or just to go to bed.
"The curry was so hot, by the time midnight rolled around, I almost had to put a rag in te dragon's nostril."

Snotstrils 

Your nostrils, just full of snot.
Take yourself and your snotstrils over there until you blow your nose.
Snotstrils by Fierce Nemeth June 2, 2023
Your nostrils, just full of snot.
Take yourself and your snotstrils over there until you blow your nose!
snotstril by Dcason June 2, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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