The act of raising your middle finger whilst pointing at the designated target with your index finger.

The word itself is a portmanteau of swearing and pointing.

You'd better not be swointing at me!

swointing by d0mj4y July 7, 2010

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snoink

Snoink
Usage : Verb
Definition : To steal, or grab. To take something that wasnt offered.

Hey! Stop snoinking my french fries.
While walking through Sams Club, Sally snoinked every free sample even if it wasnt offered!

snoink by Xander March 6, 2005

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Spoint

The action of snapping your fingers and pointing at the same time.

Bill- "Hey Jack hows it--"

Jack- "SPOINT!" (as he spoints at Bill)

Bill- "...Why did you--"

Jack- "SPOINT!"

Bill- "What is th--"

Jack "SPOINT!"

Bill- "STOP VERBALIZING THAT ACTION!"

Spoint by Tobadious September 7, 2009

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Shoints

A term for "shitter cloints" in the online phone game of Golf Clash. Due to demanding kids, nagging spouses, and numerous other real world crap a clasher has to deal with on a daily basis, a common place to play is on the shitter, far away from all these worldly distractions. So when you happen to win a match while dropping a deuce, you accumulate shoints. It is theorized that most cloints earned in the game are in fact shoints.

Did you see all the cloints Law racked up yesterday? I bet he cancelled all of his appointments for the day and decided to just rack up shoints. There's no better place to play Golf Clash than on the shitter!

Shoints by Degeneration Nation April 27, 2019

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snoity-toity

Combination of snobby or snooty, & hoity-toity.

Wow, they're so snoity-toity, they can't be seen with the likes of us.

snoity-toity by rspinoza October 16, 2020

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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