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The unholy act of sneezing so violently that you accidentally poop a little. Often the result of a trapped sneeze that builds pressure like a shaken soda can — and your butt ends up being the weak point.
"I tried to hold in the sneeze, but when it finally exploded, I sneezesharted so hard I had to change pants."
by Jeremy_Thomas July 4, 2025
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