sneeze poop

A sneeze accompanied by a simultaneous and unintentional poop

After buying a maritime drinks package, Peter got hammered and sneeze pooped himself.

by cleananoos5000 March 17, 2013

poop sneeze

When one lets out a little sneeze and poops. Also can be called a bean sneeze. When you snizzle so hard your beans strain and piddle comes out so fast it hurts.

(On the balcony of the resaurant in Scottsdale AZ)

P: " Theres poop on my finger"
A: "What? Poop sneeze?"

by spidertots August 23, 2011

Poop Sneeze

When one has a massive need to take a dump, but upon arrival at the toilet. The need goes away.

I had a poop sneeze.

by Tdolph December 2, 2010

Sneezer pooper

The person who says "bless you" when your about to sneeze. But then you dont sneeze because of him

Guy1: aaaaaahhhhh.....
Guy2: bless you
Guy1: god damb it man now im not sneezing! Your such a sneezer pooper...

by Snivy641 December 27, 2014