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the act of taking your dick and slamming it into a drawer, thereby flattening your schlong. you then shit in the girl's mouth, duct tape her mouth closed, and slide your dick into her ass like a credit card and scream "I want shoes, bitch."

and you do all of this while listening to the Marseillaise and pray that germany doesn't rape your ass again
Tim is well loved by the ladies for his sneaky saget.
by Hung Really Low September 15, 2008
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