sneaky fucker 

An individual who poses as a homosexual merely to befriend unsuspecting members of the opposite sex with whom s/he wants to have sex.

Person A: "That guy is so gay!"

Person B: "Nah, it's just a facade. He's a sneaky fucker."

sneaky fucker by Hypno Toad July 25, 2008

Sneaky Fucker 

Waits for people to have sex, runs out the closet, sticks it in, and then runs away yelling "VICTORY!"

Beware of sneaky fuckers, the motel has had quite a few

Sneaky Fucker by ac788 February 8, 2021

sneaky fuckery 

It is when you have sneaky sex.

Hey babe let’s hide upstairs and have sneaky Fuckery with the door open and kids downstairs.

sneaky fuckery by Good girl 78 June 23, 2020

Sneaky Fuckers

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... Your theory... Is that they don't actually believe the ideas the promulgate... They are just saying it to reap the benefits the would accrue from holding those positions.... Wait...

Hym "Your theory... is that THEY are charlatans... Using the woke religion to get laid... THEY'RE the charlatans... HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAAA! WOW! YOU HAVEN'T MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IN A WHILE! THEY don't actually have an opposition to your thing... They are just pretending to believe in God for money-Er No, the thing you said. They are just there to get laid and ruin your reputation. Ha! Ok. Alright. That's actually kind of funny. They are sneaky fuckers."

Sneaky Fuckers by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

Sneak Fucked

When someone jumps behind you and scares the crap out of you in a most vulgar manner, mostly thrusting their crotch at your behind. The attacker usually screams the words “Surprise Butt Sex”.

Girl - Holy crap Liz, Mike just sneak fucked me.

Sneak Fucked by the nig thumper September 30, 2011