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super sneaky castro 

When a man inserts a cigar into his woman's vagina and then smokes it blowing the smoke into her anus instead of vagina.
My girl gets so hot when I give her a super sneaky castro.

Sneaky Castro 

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.
I gave her a Sneaky Castro last night and now the place smells like a Cuban whorehouse.
Sneaky Castro by Zkilla February 2, 2006

Sneaky Castro 

To perform oral sex on a woman with a Castro like beard to tikle her inner tighs and her ass(you must grow one or buy one, borrowing is not a good idea.). When the woman is reaching climax then insert a cuban cigar between the beard and into her ass("sneaky"). If you don't have a cigar handy use you finger(extra sneaky).
The last time I gave her a Sneaky Castro, I had to be hosed down.
Sneaky Castro by Urljam December 19, 2006

Extra Sneaky Castro

A sexual endeavor in which the male participant informs the female that he will be performing a "Sneaky Castro", but instead of wasting a perfectly good Cuban cigar, inserts his finger and carries on similarly top the Sneaky Castro.
That ho's poosay is so worn she couldnt even tell if I gave her an Extra Sneaky Castro.

SNEAKY CASTRO 

When a man is having doggy style sex with a woman facing a window and his buddy sneaks in and without missing a beat they switch off. The man then gets dressed and leaves. And as he leaves tap on the window to get the girls attention and then waves goodbye as he walks off.
Me and my buddy pulled a sneaky castro on my girl last night.
SNEAKY CASTRO by Beelzebub666 April 9, 2008

Sneaky Castro 

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice. AKA Bill Clinton
Monica lunsky i did not inhale the sneaky castro.
Sneaky Castro by Jmann November 5, 2006
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