sneaking jesus

One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.
''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''
by Spunky Punch February 02, 2010
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Sneak peek at Jesus

To have a near-death experience.
Neil: "Wow, Vince, we all thought you were a goner. I never saw somebody survive being sexually molested by a polar bear!"

Vince: "Dude, I got a sneak peek at Jesus."
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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