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snarf snarf 

Its the noise someone that someone greedy makes while eating a Popsicle
I could hear the snarf snarf noises coming from mew two all the way from the other room...
snarf snarf by gengar76 January 17, 2010

Bone Bone For Snarf Snarf 

Snarf is a character from the popular 80's cartoon Thundercats and bone "bone for snarf snarf" is when you give snarf a erection in any form. It can be used to destroy any awkward silence.
"I have something to tell you"
"what?"
"I'm pregnant"
*Awkward silence*
"Bone Bone For Snarf Snarf!?"
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

snarf sniffer 

To pass gas and then try to smell it. To smell your own fart.
If you know what you ate by smelling your own fart, then your a snarf sniffer.
snarf sniffer by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

snarf the jackal 

when one penetrates another persons bunghole by use of tongue, also known as tossing the salad. to snarf is to penetrate with tongue; jackal is the anus.

alternatively: one may also use one portion of the term to describe itself. for example, "i'm snarfing this ice-cream." or "man is my jackal itchy."
"hey man did you snarf the jackal?"

"yeah dude, after i went down on her, i totally snarfed the jackal."
snarf the jackal by galactusslap January 20, 2009
anything sexual having to do with a unicycle.
Dakota gave me a snarf job yesterday.
Snarf Job by murphl23 October 27, 2011

Snarf her Garf 

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)
-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."
Snarf her Garf by alligatorade November 22, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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