snailer

One who travels slowly resulting in the slowing down of others who travel with that person.

"Andrew's such a snailer, it takes us fifteen minutes to walk up the block to the local dépanneur."

by Rupert Gehmlich September 15, 2006

Snailer

After you go for a long run or finish an exciting game of ice hockey, ask your girlfriend to take off all of her clothes and lay on her back. proceed to take off your own clothes and strattle her stomach. At that point lift yourself off of her just enough so that your long sweaty greasy sack is the only thing touching her and proceed to drag it up along her chest and over her face resulting in her getting snailed.

Man what a great game! I know, I'm so greasy right now i'm going to go home and give Lucy a wickedly slimy snailer.

by JuiceVizzle November 8, 2011

Snailer

An attractive individual who with nothing but a glance can get you a little wet leaving a snail trail like stain in your undies

OMG that guy made me snail he must be a Snailer

by Benbo swaggings June 10, 2016

Snailer

Any word that contains ai in it will have a er added to the end.

Did you see that snailer? With its trailer?

by Silly Bear February 4, 2005

snapler

when you wanna try a snap of someones bud you ask for a SNAPLER, which is a one hitter of dank.

word derived from the combination of snap + sample

AtheL: hey fool buy a sack, its the chronic
Big J: aight let me get a snapler

by eaglegolfer13 February 22, 2011

snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.

After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.

by vastheman August 18, 2009

Snailure

Its so much worse than a fail that it can only be described by something that a snail probably did.

Jamie- "Hi ill have one fries please"

Matt- "Wow what a retard did he really just say that? Hes a snailure who probably drinks his own cum."

by lil pga pro 1 May 15, 2009