smushing faces

When you're telling your friends about a time you necked on with a guy/girl but your friends are too immature so you need to use another term.

Yeah well me and Dan were smushing faces

smushing faces by Jdknejwimeb July 31, 2017

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Smashing Face

Hardcore french kissing, may result in bleeding or bruises.

Amy: Me and Ryan were smashing face last night, he bled all over me when I accidentally made his lip bleed with my teeth, twice!
Kitty: Was it fun?
Amy: Hell yea! It was the best we've ever had!

Smashing Face by stop lock'n drop'm June 10, 2010

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Face smashing phone

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.

Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

Face smashing phone by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006

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face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

face smashing by Delish900069 February 12, 2014

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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