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Smashing Face 

Hardcore french kissing, may result in bleeding or bruises.
Amy: Me and Ryan were smashing face last night, he bled all over me when I accidentally made his lip bleed with my teeth, twice!
Kitty: Was it fun?
Amy: Hell yea! It was the best we've ever had!

Face smashing phone 

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.
Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

face smashing 

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.
face smashing by Delish900069 February 12, 2014