face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

by Delish900069 February 13, 2014

Face smashing phone

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.

Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006

smash face

1.ugly ass broad 2.fugly male or female. 3.fubar face 4. a person so ugly that when they were born the doctor slapped the mother:0)

-your sis tried hooking me up with her friend but she has smash face!
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(

by ddeeznuts August 6, 2006

smash face

the art of making out

jordan was playing smash face with that ugly whore

by SnarfSnarfSnarf July 3, 2006

smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.

Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!

by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008

Smashing Face

Hardcore french kissing, may result in bleeding or bruises.

Amy: Me and Ryan were smashing face last night, he bled all over me when I accidentally made his lip bleed with my teeth, twice!
Kitty: Was it fun?
Amy: Hell yea! It was the best we've ever had!

by stop lock'n drop'm June 9, 2010

Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

by vvalkyrie April 6, 2011