smush-face 

an ugly creature who appears to have been ran over by a school bus and then repeatedly smacked with a shovel

"Oh my God, I look like smush-face!

smush-face by arbmag98 July 23, 2011

smash face 

1.ugly ass broad 2.fugly male or female. 3.fubar face 4. a person so ugly that when they were born the doctor slapped the mother:0)

-your sis tried hooking me up with her friend but she has smash face!
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(

smash face by ddeeznuts August 5, 2006

smash face 

the art of making out

jordan was playing smash face with that ugly whore

smash face by SnarfSnarfSnarf July 3, 2006

Smash face ass 

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

Smash face ass by Careless50's November 27, 2021

Smash face 

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

Smash face by Inkedbypamga February 6, 2025

Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.

Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

Smash your face drunk by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011

Shush your face 

When contracting all your face muscles at once in the hope that the person who witnesses it will never communicate with you again!

The witch Bianca threatened Rahhman by telling him to "shush your face" so Rahhman called the witch's bluff, and shushed his face in front of her in the attempt that he would never have to talk to her again. Unfortunately, it was just a dream, Rahhman never shushed his face to the girl that loves him the most and to this day Rahhman and Bianca share a very poisonous friendship that will carry on happily ever after.

Shush your face by The Analytical Chemists R&B August 18, 2013