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when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits

I was told to squeeze her tits so hard last night they turned blue like smurf tits.

smurf tits by DKTRANSPORTER September 20, 2014

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Smurf Her Tits

To lay out in the sun topless until the nipples turn a blue-purple color when they are sun burned.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that in her shirt?
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.

Smurf Her Tits by the charlie January 17, 2009

Related Words

smurf tits • Smurf Her Tits • Smurfit-Stone • Smurfit-Stoner • smurf • Smurf Cat • Smurf Dick • smurf juice • smurf balls • smurf bite

Smurf Her Tits

When one sucks a girls tits so hard, the nipples turn blue with satisfaction.

Bill:What's smurf her tits?

Jim:Ask your mom.

Smurf Her Tits by smurftit October 12, 2008

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026