thunder bone

when a man fucks his woman so fast and hard that the headboard bouncing off the wall makes a rumbling noise like thunder

the neighbors got pissed again last night while i thunder boned my woman

by DKTRANSPORTER September 02, 2014

smurf tits

when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits

I was told to squeeze her tits so hard last night they turned blue like smurf tits.

by DKTRANSPORTER September 20, 2014