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smurf tits

when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits

I was told to squeeze her tits so hard last night they turned blue like smurf tits.

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when a man fucks his woman so fast and hard that the headboard bouncing off the wall makes a rumbling noise like thunder

the neighbors got pissed again last night while i thunder boned my woman

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