Smurf hat 

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

Smurf hat by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016

papa smurf's hat 

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

papa smurf's hat by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

smurfhater 

Formely of IE and |5150| Fame, An Icon in the Tribes community. He has retired many Tribes players by dominating them in servers. Smurfhater can be found on Tribalwar.

You're good but not as good as smurfhater.

smurfhater by Moker February 22, 2004

smurfhat 

A very small, often strangely shaped penis

Either it's mighty cold in here, or you're packin smurfhat!

smurfhat by muffmasta April 9, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022