Definitions by Basicmalewithphone

Smurf hat 

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

Smurf hat by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016