smurfhat

A very small, often strangely shaped penis
Either it's mighty cold in here, or you're packin smurfhat!
by muffmasta April 09, 2007
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Godhead

And exceedingly large penis head, outweighing that of the average pornstar.
Oh James, you promised me Godhead, but all I see is smurfhat.
by muffmasta December 24, 2008
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