Cartman: Kyle you lost now you have to SMSB.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

When you get cornered after meetings by old folks at work and you can't be rude and say that you have to go because their stories mean everything to them. Text your co-worker "SMSB", he/she will come and rescue your soul.

Therapist: Ellen, do you think there’s a way you can express that without discounting Penny’s feelings?

Ellen: *chuckles* SMSB :)