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When you get cornered after meetings by old folks at work and you can't be rude and say that you have to go because their stories mean everything to them. Text your co-worker "SMSB", he/she will come and rescue your soul.
SMSB by Alibaba6.0 August 12, 2016
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smsb smsbb SMSBFW
Suck my skinny balls

A phrase came from Ellen who had Anorexia in the movie on Netflix “To The Bone”.
Therapist: Ellen, do you think there’s a way you can express that without discounting Penny’s feelings?

Ellen: *chuckles* SMSB :)
SMSB by 👁👅👁🤟🏻✨ August 8, 2020
SMSBFW this word is what teenage kids say these days it means suck my strap big fat whore this is a inside joke for teens
You should SMSBFW
SMSBFW by AMA+abi November 19, 2019
smsbb means shaking my small black balls
yo chancey lemme see you smsbb
smsbb by yousmelllikecheese123 January 18, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026