smp live

A survival multi player (smp) server which has a playerbase consisting of 100 percent twitch streamers which has one rule that you must be streaming live on twitch to play.

Person 1: hey do you want to play on smp live.
Person 2: no dumbass only popular streamers can play on smp live.
Jchlatt: ha ha boomers you cant play.

smp live by Eatdatpussy426 August 17, 2019

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SMP Live

You don't ACTUALLY watch the uncut vods. You just listen to them- unless you want to watch an hour of men killing each other on minecraft. Carson is the leader- the "pickle gumball" par say. Cscoop washes his hair and dog in the sink. Traves is secretly a Shiba inu. Jschlatt just has his name mispronounced a lot. And other people :/ So yeah, SMP Live. A bunch of gay men screaming at eachother

2:Hey you watch SMP Live?
1:What's that? 2:Yeah last VOD was so funny!

SMP Live by Emo Weeb I guess July 10, 2019

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smplives is a really funny person that speaks facts.

-have you heard of smplives?
-nope.
-oh you should check their account they’re really cool.

smplives by idk cool person June 24, 2021

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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