smplives 

smplives is a really funny person that speaks facts.

-have you heard of smplives?
-nope.
-oh you should check their account they’re really cool.

smplives by idk cool person June 24, 2021

splives 

Parasites similar to mites that dwell on the head. Or inside...for they have the ability to travel to the brain and subtly take over a human's consciousness.

"Hey, dude, is that a splive on your head?"

"No, you insolent human. That is my mother."

splives by Andrew Morgan July 1, 2005