Student 1: Hey do you wanna play fireboy and watergirl with me?
Student 2: Sure I’ll load it up now
Student 1: Oh No it’s blocked

Student 2: Damn we got smoothwalled
Student 1: What does that mean?
Student 2: It means the site was blocked. It was filtered for time wasting :(

Smoothwalled by noticeboard June 6, 2018

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smoothality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by smoothies, i.e. people throwing apple-smoothies at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Nici: Hey, did you hear about davids teacher the other night?

Wolfi: No bro', what happened?

Nici: He gone hit on the head by a smoothie, knocked him clean out!

Wolfi: K.O.! Smoothality!

smoothality by Ziwo December 2, 2011

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smoothman

aka De La Paz.

1. A filthy maggot recognisable by his extremely smooth cum covered face, and wide anus attributed to many years of taking many cocks in the ass at once.

2. A filthy pest recognised by many farmers and zoo keepers as the main cause of sore anuses in their animals.

Farmer Joe is looking for the smoothman who raped his animals and got his dog pregnant. He has vowed to shoot of the smoothman's cock, alhough this is a very dificult task since the smoothman's cock is microscopic in size.

smoothman by De La Paz has a pindick March 16, 2004

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