smoothfab

Someone who is illiterate; dumb

That’s very smoothfab of you.

by n54nikki April 11, 2024

smoochable

Having a kissable quality. Delightful, attractive.

Apparently a duck face selfie is supposed to be very smoochable.

by rodeime November 24, 2013

Smoothability

Your ability to pull out a smooth line from any situation.

"Your smoothability was at an all time high with those bitches last night."

by Nivulich September 18, 2011

Smoothwall

An evil tool made by Satan to stop little kids from watching porn.

Damn it! Smoothwall blocked it!!!!!!!

by meinspitzname March 11, 2016

Smoothwalled

Smoothwall is a software that is used to filter and block websites online. The most piss taking example of being smoothwalled is in school.

Student 1: Hey do you wanna play fireboy and watergirl with me?
Student 2: Sure I’ll load it up now
Student 1: Oh No it’s blocked

Student 2: Damn we got smoothwalled
Student 1: What does that mean?
Student 2: It means the site was blocked. It was filtered for time wasting :(

by noticeboard June 6, 2018

smoothality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by smoothies, i.e. people throwing apple-smoothies at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Nici: Hey, did you hear about davids teacher the other night?

Wolfi: No bro', what happened?

Nici: He gone hit on the head by a smoothie, knocked him clean out!

Wolfi: K.O.! Smoothality!

by Ziwo December 2, 2011

smoothman

aka De La Paz.

1. A filthy maggot recognisable by his extremely smooth cum covered face, and wide anus attributed to many years of taking many cocks in the ass at once.

2. A filthy pest recognised by many farmers and zoo keepers as the main cause of sore anuses in their animals.

Farmer Joe is looking for the smoothman who raped his animals and got his dog pregnant. He has vowed to shoot of the smoothman's cock, alhough this is a very dificult task since the smoothman's cock is microscopic in size.

by De La Paz has a pindick March 16, 2004