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smoochy woochy poochy 

Another word for weed, Marijuana that will most likely get you beat up as a drug dealer.
Guy 1: Man you got the stuff?
Guy 2: Yeahh! I got that Smoochy Woochy Poochy man.
Guy 1: Dude wtf keep it low key.

Smoothypoo 

Nasty Diarrhea
Tends to resemble the shape and texture of a smoothy.
It kind of drips.
OMG! Is that Doe in Castle Crashers smoothypooing the entire getaway scene?

Pooch Smooch 

The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)
Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof

Pooch Smooch 

A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.
Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.

Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
Pooch Smooch by BadAtty September 10, 2022

Poon Smooch 

When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.
DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.
Poon Smooch by Adam Handy April 29, 2007

pooch cooch smooch 

When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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