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smooth face 

describing someone with a complexion that reflects someone with a disability or particularly downs syndrome.
"Tom! Shut up you smooth face bastard!"
smooth face by clubba laing June 14, 2007

Smoochy Face 

A Smoochy Face is something a dog gets after sleeping pressed up against a pillow or smooshed under covers for a long nap. When they wake up their face hair stays all smooshed up in funny directions, hence Smoochy Face.
Oh my gosh Milo, look at your face - you have such Smoochy Face after that long nap!
Smoochy Face by Mystwarien May 28, 2021

The Smoosh Face 

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.
Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*

smooth faced bitch

A male without a beard. A clean shaven bitch boy; a smooth faced pescatarian altar boy; a boy-scout.
John looks like a smooth faced bitch ever since he shaved his beard.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026