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smooth face 

describing someone with a complexion that reflects someone with a disability or particularly downs syndrome.
"Tom! Shut up you smooth face bastard!"
smooth face by clubba laing June 14, 2007

Smoochy Face 

A Smoochy Face is something a dog gets after sleeping pressed up against a pillow or smooshed under covers for a long nap. When they wake up their face hair stays all smooshed up in funny directions, hence Smoochy Face.
Oh my gosh Milo, look at your face - you have such Smoochy Face after that long nap!
Smoochy Face by Mystwarien May 28, 2021

The Smoosh Face 

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.
Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*

smooth faced bitch

A male without a beard. A clean shaven bitch boy; a smooth faced pescatarian altar boy; a boy-scout.
John looks like a smooth faced bitch ever since he shaved his beard.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026