smol ting

A smol green creature with a lifespan of 2 weeks. (shorter if found by other creatures to monch on- usually eaten raw)

IQ level >200 but following it can result in your IQ dropping <50.

Also known as "lil shit", the smol ting is the record keeper of CT.

Smol ting observes the daily $BTC close as a yupu.

smol ting by cryptosamoyed October 2, 2020

smol ting

smol ting is a FED who is disguising as a wassie and monitors crypto twitter (CT) 24/7 in order to find evidences for various criminal offenses that people think they could get away from. smol ting also known as lil shid also known as inversebrah was recruited by FPI a little after his old twitter handle was banned due to some dispute. soon after his recruitment, he created a harmless online persona as a wassie to infilterate CT rerards. he claims he observes the hourly close, but every hour he is observing all the CT rerads and anytime he finds something criminally offensive, he screenshots it and posts it in his online recordd of crimes. his entire timeline is filled with screenshot evidences of various CT rerards. smol ting is not human anymore. he never sleeps, he never rests, he never leaves. he just...observes...

CT rerard: ***says something offensive***
another CT rerard (probably commissioned by smol ting): "@inversebrah get in here quick lil shid"

smol ting by RottenWisdom666 September 5, 2022

smol ting

the embodiment of a crypto bro's need for validation that he will never get from his parents because his parents thinks he wasted all his time interacting with magical funny money online while stuck in their basement and instead gets it from the 45 seconds of adrenaline of having his tweet seen across all major crypto twitter accounts as validation that he has made the smallest impact across crypto twitter that will hopefully make more of an impact than the time he used 125x leverage on a shitcoin that he got rugged on right after shilling it to all his already very limited friend group on twitter

omg @inversebrah just retweeted me! thank you smol ting! pump it loomdart

smol ting by c1tdep April 29, 2021

Smol ting parlance

A variance of the English language made popular by the cryptotwitter OG @insersebrah. Smol ting parlance is mostly practiced in tweets by @inversebrah and subsequent replies to them. The language is characterised by a minimalistic sentence structure, heavy use of shorthand and acronyms, while eliminating most of the formal punctuation, and prepositions. Recent evolution has seen elements of wassie terminology like swh (shaking wassie’s head) being used extensively in smol ting parlance.

You can see an example of smol ting parlance in this @inversebrah tweet: “iz oke your coin wil punp to”

Smol ting parlance by Crypto KKG September 10, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019