smoked turkey 

A female's vagina after it has been defecated in numerous times. If left overnight to ferment, the scent often resembles that of a smoked turkey.

"Man, last night i smoked that girls turkey like it's going out of style! Ya bitch!"

smoked turkey by Allen Schmidt June 4, 2003

smoked turkey 

Eating turkey cutlet while getting a blow job standing up!

I was getting a smoked turkey then bob walked in the kitchen!

smoked turkey by johnwope April 12, 2014

smoked turkey 

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

smoked turkey by HighNiggis November 28, 2019

smoked turkey brine 

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

smoked turkey brine by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023

smoke the turkey 

male masturbation

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.

smoke the turkey by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010

Put the turkey in the smoker 

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.

He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

Put the turkey in the smoker by Cricket in SG May 20, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019