smoked turkey 

A female's vagina after it has been defecated in numerous times. If left overnight to ferment, the scent often resembles that of a smoked turkey.

"Man, last night i smoked that girls turkey like it's going out of style! Ya bitch!"

smoked turkey by Allen Schmidt June 4, 2003

smoked turkey 

Eating turkey cutlet while getting a blow job standing up!

I was getting a smoked turkey then bob walked in the kitchen!

smoked turkey by johnwope April 12, 2014

smoked turkey 

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

smoked turkey by HighNiggis November 28, 2019

smoked turkey brine 

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

smoked turkey brine by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023

smoke the turkey 

male masturbation

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.

smoke the turkey by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010

Put the turkey in the smoker 

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.

He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

Put the turkey in the smoker by Cricket in SG May 20, 2017