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smoke bitch 

One who has smoked himself retarted off marijuana and is thus incapeable of preforming in every day social situations.
Poindexter was a little smoke bitch last night.

Sorry man, I don't remember much about your wedding. I was huge smoke bitch that day.
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Smoke Bitch 

Person who always ends up filling on smokes.
Smoke Bitch by TuggerMcNut January 27, 2022

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass

To significantly harm and/or manipulate someone, and then shoot them, usually with the intent to kill.
The Crip threatened the Blood that he would "roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!"

smoke a bitch 

When one take a girls legs smokes on the legs and lights her head on fire to get the juices going
Damn I need to smoke a bitch
smoke a bitch by Biafra falls January 9, 2014

Smoke that Bitch

Person 1: Someone is spreading rumours about u.

Person 2: yo imma smoke that bitch
Smoke that Bitch by r@nd0mus3r November 3, 2023

smoked like a bitch 

To get completely destroyed by the underdog. A higher level of being pwned
Hey did you see Fred racing Bob, the captain of the cross country team?

Yeah man, Bob got smoked like a bitch
smoked like a bitch by YelloDragon January 16, 2012

smokabitch 

A person that favors girls that are Bitches or whore
You have a terrible girlfriend, why do u even have her? ur such a smokabitch
smokabitch by PeterNgy November 20, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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