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Smoke a Blunt 

Kottonmouth Kings lyrics. Yeeeeeea.
"My wife left me, gotta SMOKE A BLUNT!!!"

"On trial for possession, gotta SMOKE A BLUNTTTT!!!"

"Cops searching the car, gotta SMOKE A BLUNT!!"
Smoke a Blunt by E.J. Martella September 14, 2004

Smoke a blunt to the head 

Each individual person whom you are smoking with, smokes their own fat blunt conclusivley smoking their brains out
Nancy, Frenchy, and Ernesto all decided to smoke a blunt to the head.
Smoke a blunt to the head by eiasd September 18, 2008

smoke a fat blunt 

To smoke a cigar that has been cut open, the tobacco removed and replaced with as much stinky, sticky, sweet green ganja as one can put in the bad-boy, then re-stuck together using magic. This is usually with the intention of getting fuckin' mellow and "blunted."
(Pretty much any given afternoon at pretty much any given university) - "Gentlemen, I believe we owe it to ourselves to smoke a fat blunt. We would simply be remiss if we didn't."

Smoke a mids blunt 

The ultimate insult given to a person who cannot get any dank and proceeds to purchase a small quantity of mids specifically for the purpose of rolling and smoking. Use of such an insult should not be taken lightly, unless the person does indeed smoke mids blunts all day everyday.
Luke: I had sex with your mother last night
Brent: Smoke a mids blunt

"I wish i had a fat mids blunt to smoke until i die from smoking too many mids blunts"
Smoke a mids blunt by Juaqeen November 30, 2011

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass

To significantly harm and/or manipulate someone, and then shoot them, usually with the intent to kill.
The Crip threatened the Blood that he would "roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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