smh moment

A comeback when someone won't stop talking about shit you don't want to hear.

Jim: talks about politics for hours
Bob: wow this is a smh moment

by is this real November 24, 2020

Schmoment

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

by Aaron Sagers July 5, 2005