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smelly taint

noun. - The oily residue left on one's fingers after one drags them across said taint, grundle, or area under the scrotum sack. Often foul smelling in nature, but like a fart, is often best enjoyed by the owner.
I continually scrape my smelly taint and cannot stop sniffing my fingers. It's so bad...yet so good
smelly taint by Chodemuffins August 23, 2011
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taint smell 

The smell of the taint. Do all taints smell the same?
A:What's that taint smell in here?

B: The taint smell? That would be my sneakers. Sorry.

A: hey bruh bruh, it smells like sweaty sack in here.

B: smells just like my taint!

A: cool!
taint smell by Sniffsniff July 27, 2014

taint smell 

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.
The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!
taint smell by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

Taint-a-nice-smell 

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.
"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.
Taint-a-nice-smell by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013

Taitt Smell 

A horrific stench that only people with toxic masculinity, are racist to Chinese, and hate make a wish foundation kids have. (Noun)
Lent: " Yo that guy's Taitt Smell had gone into overdrive, and smells like rotten pineapples, dude. If you squint, it's like dripping off of him, viscous, white, and slightly translucent."

Dave: "Yeah, that's Taitt man."

Approved by the Taitt Smell Society™
*A horrific stench that only people with toxic masculinity, are racist to Chinese, and hate make a wish foundation kids have.
Taitt Smell by TaittSmells September 18, 2021

Taitt Smell 

A stench of pure masculinity and testosterone. Women find it irresistable.
person 1 "whats that strong, masculine, attractive musk?"
person 2 "must be Taitt smell"
Taitt Smell by RuliaJ October 18, 2021
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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