Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Smelly Jelly

Similar to Duck butter, is that tangible layer upon layer of framunda sweat/cheese that grows on the gooch area during the hottest summer months. Color and consistency similar to old Nutella.
Boy, I was running behind that Johnny guy and he had some mean smelly jelly brewing.
Smelly Jelly by Sal Fartman February 23, 2011

smelly jelly

We had smelly jelly for dessert. The maid put ice cream on the side for us.

smelly jelly

a type of jelly which has has been sprayed with essence of skunk
look !!! there serving smelly jelly for lunch
smelly jelly by Anonymous May 1, 2003

smelly jelly biscuit 

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”
Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front
smelly jelly biscuit by sugarmelon September 7, 2021

Swelly jelly 

I gave him a jar of swelly jelly last night
Swelly jelly by Dhrbrbsijdnfj February 14, 2015

Smelly jello 

It is the art of sticking jello up someone's asshole and then taking it out and smelling it untill you pass out.
Guy 1: hey dude want some smelly jello
Guy 2: mmmmh yes plz who's asshole
Guy 1:my bitches!
Guy2: OK yummmmm!
Smelly jello by Dropthecheese July 10, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more