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smellaphone 

A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.
The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.
smellaphone by Stebo November 18, 2004
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skullrape 

The act of peircing a grown human or young infant's skull with your penis. Then proceding to have intercourse with the wound.
"Man that idiot made me skullrape him!"
skullrape by Dunn May 13, 2005

smellaphone 

When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.
Don't answer that smellaphone, or you'll regret it.
smellaphone by Monkdunker August 28, 2003
A term of endearment to replace stinky.
Boy: Hi smelly how are you
Girl: Don't call me smelly!
Boy: Sure thing smellface
Smellface by drunkie_33 July 15, 2015

smellyape 

Smellyape is a very strong courageous man, that has lots of counter strike skins even though he seems tuff he has a soft heart.
That Smellyape is one hot boi.
smellyape by fusion<3 February 6, 2018

smellypenis 

A big niggercock, that smells like your typical homeless dood from the hood
Tyrone: *'bout to slurp on that fat cock*
Tyrone: *Pulls down Tyrells overly sized pants, and takes out penis and is immedeatly met with strong smell of rotten fish and cat shit*
Tyrone: Wtf man!? U've got blaccest smellypenis i've ever fucking smelt, das not cool dawg... :/
Tyrell: Ur mom gæ lul