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smellaphone
A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.
The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.
smellaphone by Stebo November 18, 2004
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smellaphone
When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.
smellaphone by Monkdunker August 28, 2003
Smellface
Smellface by drunkie_33 July 15, 2015
smellypenis
Tyrone: *'bout to slurp on that fat cock*
Tyrone: *Pulls down Tyrells overly sized pants, and takes out penis and is immedeatly met with strong smell of rotten fish and cat shit*
Tyrone: Wtf man!? U've got blaccest smellypenis i've ever fucking smelt, das not cool dawg... :/
Tyrell: Ur mom gæ lul
Tyrone: *Pulls down Tyrells overly sized pants, and takes out penis and is immedeatly met with strong smell of rotten fish and cat shit*
Tyrone: Wtf man!? U've got blaccest smellypenis i've ever fucking smelt, das not cool dawg... :/
Tyrell: Ur mom gæ lul
smellypenis by mr_cucumber_in_butthole_man March 23, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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