smellrape
The act of smelling an unsuspecting and/or unwilling girls hair. Usually for one's own personal smelling pleasure and usually done quickly and creepily. Considered a form of rape.
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smellaphone
A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.
The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.
smellaphone by Stebo November 18, 2004
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skullrape
The act of peircing a grown human or young infant's skull with your penis. Then proceding to have intercourse with the wound.
smellaphone
When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.
smellaphone by Monkdunker August 28, 2003
Smellface
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smellypenis
Tyrone: *'bout to slurp on that fat cock*
Tyrone: *Pulls down Tyrells overly sized pants, and takes out penis and is immedeatly met with strong smell of rotten fish and cat shit*
Tyrone: Wtf man!? U've got blaccest smellypenis i've ever fucking smelt, das not cool dawg... :/
Tyrell: Ur mom gæ lul
Tyrone: *Pulls down Tyrells overly sized pants, and takes out penis and is immedeatly met with strong smell of rotten fish and cat shit*
Tyrone: Wtf man!? U've got blaccest smellypenis i've ever fucking smelt, das not cool dawg... :/
Tyrell: Ur mom gæ lul
smellypenis by mr_cucumber_in_butthole_man March 23, 2018