smelleport 

describes the action of a fart when it follows the person from whom it came, usually because it is trapped in his/her clothing

Even though I farted in the other room, it stinks in here because my fart smelleported.

smelleport by giant dork March 16, 2010

Stellaportation 

The act of finding oneself in a place with no recollection of how one got there, due to excessive alcohol consumption.

An amalgamation of "Stella Artois" and "teleportation."

"Dude, I was so drunk last night, I have no idea how I got home."

"Must have been stellaportation man."

Stellaportation by Gordon Bombay Jr February 13, 2008

Skeleportation 

The ability to teleport one's skeleton. Nothing else. Just your skeleton.

I was in a bind so I chose to use skeleportation to get out of there.

Skeleportation by ThunderHandsJr June 13, 2018

Smellpot 

A goofy, silly, affectionate pet name with no literal meaning.

Hey Smellpot! "Happy Birthday, Love Smellpot" "It was Smellpot!(honey, sister, wife, best girlfriend)" "Only Smellpot (would do, buy, make...) that!" "That's our Smellpot!"

Smellpot by KellyO December 2, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019