smelleport

describes the action of a fart when it follows the person from whom it came, usually because it is trapped in his/her clothing

Even though I farted in the other room, it stinks in here because my fart smelleported.

by giant dork March 16, 2010

Stellaportation

The act of finding oneself in a place with no recollection of how one got there, due to excessive alcohol consumption.

An amalgamation of "Stella Artois" and "teleportation."

"Dude, I was so drunk last night, I have no idea how I got home."

"Must have been stellaportation man."

by Gordon Bombay Jr February 13, 2008

Skeleportation

The ability to teleport one's skeleton. Nothing else. Just your skeleton.

I was in a bind so I chose to use skeleportation to get out of there.

by ThunderHandsJr June 13, 2018

Smellpot

A goofy, silly, affectionate pet name with no literal meaning.

Hey Smellpot! "Happy Birthday, Love Smellpot" "It was Smellpot!(honey, sister, wife, best girlfriend)" "Only Smellpot (would do, buy, make...) that!" "That's our Smellpot!"

by KellyO December 2, 2007