smegalump

Smegalumps are the small white spots on the helmet of the penis when one peals back the foreskin. This is due to someone not cleaning themselves properly or not having a good standard of hygiene.

To use in a sentence - You dirty little smegalump or you stupid smeghead!!

by DrTurner October 26, 2010

sugalumps

another word of ball, balls, sacks, ballsacks,ballsack, nuts, family jewels, cahonas, etc.

Oh baby your sugalumps are do big

by bettycrockerbakesemgood February 5, 2009

sugalumped

mixed feeling btw arousal and amusement after watching the new FOTC video sugarlumps.

jermaine makes me feel sugalumped

by missspeach January 31, 2009

Smegalomaniac

An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.

Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT June 9, 2011

Smegalomaniac

A psychological condition characterized by real or imagined super-human power to seduce women.

Jack had been having so much success bedding down women lately that he was in danger of becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT May 7, 2011

smegepump

this was a term created by a three year old boy which describes the act of "brown lovin"

i will come over there and smegepump you

by gary pierotti March 17, 2005

Smegalhiphenohip

A religion created by Erik the great philosopher. Also known as the church of smegalhiphenohip.

"i can't hang out today, i'm going to the church of smegalhiphenohip"

by Erik the Philosopher January 25, 2009