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smearacle 

A smearacle is something that seems to be or is turning out as a miracle, but suddenly goes even worse then before and becomes a smearacle, and smears away all hope. The derivation is miracle, and smear, because it is a miracle smeared away. It may be the worst occurrence in one's life.
Examples of smearacles:

1.
Wow, did you see the absolute smearacle with Joe! He was getting beaten up, but the guy who was beating him up got struck by lightning. But then the bully fell on him and electrocuted both. What a smearacle!

2.
Joe: OMG! Bob died.

Jack: How? Why?

Joe: Well he was in Africa, and an elephant picked him up with it's trunk and saved him from a pack of lions below! But sadly the elephants trunk crushed Bob.

Jack: That is such a smearacle, it's sad.
smearacle by ansertank August 22, 2014
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Anal Seapage Leak 

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.
*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*
A term to describe a cute and majestic cat. Use this word when you are too lazy to describe the attractiveness of a cat.

Another word to compliment another girl but you really did not mean it.
What a sheapawz cat!
You are so lucky to have a sheapawz cat.
The best drink in the world.

1 pint of diesel

2 bottles of smirnoff ice

2 bottles of Orange Alcopop

Pour equally into 3 pint glasses

3 mates

3 straws

Then 3 straws in first pint and suck... then next and then last.

Wait 20 minutes and try standing up
Smeasal Race

2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!
Smeasal by Ollie7 October 18, 2008

Smearage 

An adjective used to describe a sloppy, smearing of something. Usually applied to speaking about make-up or other, easily-smudged coverings.

Synonyms: slop, smudge, nastiness, gunk, grossness

Antonyms: goodness, fly, clean, fresh, perfect

Related Words: smear, smudge, smeargle, smeared

Misspellings: smearedge, smearege, smearodge, smerage, smirage
"Oh god, did you see that gross smearage all over that hoe's face?"

"Dammit, man! You left a bunch of fucking smearage on the toilet seat!"
Smearage by Johnny Fuk Joo June 11, 2012

Sheapard's staff 

The act of folding a flacid penis over another erect penis. Much like the curve of a sheapard's staff. It is a cucking technique.
Porn Hub's #1 video this week was just two guys making a sheapard's staff with their cocks.