smeap

When you're a bit retarded but still godly in every way.

He is retarded but such a god. He must be a smeap

by danker123 September 4, 2017

Smeap

A thief or intruder that frequently and accedetally squeaks their footwear on the recently waxed floor

The smeap failed to make away with the jewels.

by I'llnevertell;) October 13, 2018

SMEAR MERCHANTS

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

smearious

A combination of the words "smart" and "serious" usually used in a sarcastic form. Originates from the sentences "are you serious?" or "are you smart?" indicating that the answer to the subject is obvious.

Sally- "I locked my keys in my car! And I'm getting worried because it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
John- "Are you smearious?"

by IKilledJP July 26, 2010

smeagin

/smɛgɪˈnɪʃ(ə)n/ smeagin

Invented by the legend Andrej "babybay" Francisty a professional smeager for FaZe clan. It is the art of getting in also known as the anti cs:go player strategy within valorant

WE FUCKIN SMEAGINNNNNNNN BABY

by straith March 17, 2021

Smaps

Shortened wording for “snap maps”

“Alex open Smaps and see if there’s any moves for tonight”

by YouReallyWould August 9, 2019

Share the smealth

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".

I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper January 27, 2018