smeap

When you're a bit retarded but still godly in every way.

He is retarded but such a god. He must be a smeap

by danker123 September 4, 2017

Smeap

A thief or intruder that frequently and accedetally squeaks their footwear on the recently waxed floor

The smeap failed to make away with the jewels.

by I'llnevertell;) October 13, 2018