smartubation 

The act of showing off one's vast knowledge and high intelligence in a manner that annoys others.

Dude, enough with the "neural network design project I worked on" shit! Do you even realise how fed up we're with your smartubation?

smartubation by alphallus March 2, 2011

snarkubation 

noun: the act of posting snarky comments to a forum for the purpose of self indulgence.

"This thread is covered in the leftovers of snarkubation."

snarkubation by ctrsnret February 25, 2009

Shartuation 

A terrible set of circumstances one finds oneself in - a shart of a situation.

Sounds like you've found yourself in quite the shartuation

Shartuation by v.ironworks September 28, 2018