smart-assery 

a factory that produces smart asses

Dave was created in a smart-assery.

smart-assery by bobbbbbbbbed February 3, 2012

smart-assery 

The birthplace of a smartass. Commonly a factory or some type of mill. If you know a smartass, he's probably from a smart assery.

Smartass - "I know stuff about things and I'm gonna let everybody know about it"

Other people "I wonder what smart-assery he came from...."

smart-assery by JCBDC February 3, 2012

Smart Assery  

The vocabulary used to speak with consistent witicisms in a pretentious manner with intent of creating humor at the expense of the blissfully unaware.

Meg and I argued with fervent smart assery when Jacob contested the theory of evolution.

Smart Assery by Virginia Plath March 8, 2009

smartassery 

The activity of behaving like a smartass.

Please cease and desist from all your smartassery.

smartassery by Dtcamero May 16, 2005

Smartassery 

(SM-AR-T-ASS-ER-IE) The use of verbal degradation, humiliation, sarcasm, or witty insults in a playful manner.

I'm tired of falling victim to your smartassery" "Shut up, you love it, you're just jealous because all you have is dumbassery

Smartassery by Ellekc December 8, 2010

Smartassery 

Adverb: The art of being a smartass

Blaine was given a certificate of achievement for his Smartassery.

Smartassery by Blaine Lewis January 15, 2008

Smartasseries 

Main Entry: SMART·ASS·ER·IES

Function: noun
Date: 21st century

1a: observations or remarks that are of sarcastic nature expressing an opinion or attitude.
b: Smartass comments.

I'm getting tired of your smartasseries.

Smartasseries by vvdvla December 14, 2008