Smarmer

Noun.

An individual that uses smug and often sarcastic comments to deliver thinly veiled put downs. The person that delivers smarmy comments.

"How dare you call me smarmy?! You are the true Smarmer here!"

or

"Keep your shitty comments to yourself you fucking Smarmer"

by The Iconoplast April 16, 2009

smarmer

An extended, or embellished version of the word "smarm," meaning sleazy, or smugly self-satisfied.

"Oh the smarmer and the sleazebag should be friends!"
--Old Southern Folk Song

by Charliedeist September 15, 2007

Smarmer

A person that monopolises the time of an individual - to the annoyance of others - in a competitive way to prove that they are the better friend.

‘Jenny was only the guest at the wedding, but she would not let anyone next to the bride - and took over the maid of honours roles! She’s such a smarmer’

by Swishywooop July 29, 2025