smarm music 

The far opposite of grunge music. A music genre that has been popularized by such artists as Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Jasom Mraz and Norah Jones; has been recently copied and imitated by a whole new crop of musicians. "Feel good" music characterized by acoustic guitars, highly polished radio friendly sound and dry raspy nasal voices.

Annoying ditzy girl: Heyyy boy! I bought extra tickets to the Grand Oaks Pussy Music Festival at Club Tres Chic. You wanna come?

Annoyed guy: Fuck that smarm music! I'm going to the Rob Zombie concert and rock out with my cock out!

smarm music by da troof hurts October 23, 2012

smartmusic 

a software application that allows music students to play along with used to
help with practicing instruments and singing. its really annoying, especially when
your teacher sends you about 5 assignments a week, on top of your usual
homework. usually costs $100

ugh, i can't come over today because i have smartmusic.

smartmusic by annaapplebob March 24, 2009