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smellsnack
The direct oral deposit of a formidable, fiber-enhanced sequoia of fecal matter into your lover's gaping maw.
Originally an underground slang term, circa approx. 1994. Orginated amongst a small circle of future computer geeks as they crowded around a 14" monitor, with 28.8 modem blazing along at what was then considered ludacris speeds. They waited restlessly for the image of what they hoped would be a nice all-female orgy to appear, but were repulsed (and later intrigued) to see a woman lying naked on the floor with her mouth open as her male partner stood over her and crapped in her mouth. The image filename, originally a few random letters followed by some numbers, was re-named "SMELLSNACK.jpg" and happily distributed via email to brighten everyone's day.
Originally an underground slang term, circa approx. 1994. Orginated amongst a small circle of future computer geeks as they crowded around a 14" monitor, with 28.8 modem blazing along at what was then considered ludacris speeds. They waited restlessly for the image of what they hoped would be a nice all-female orgy to appear, but were repulsed (and later intrigued) to see a woman lying naked on the floor with her mouth open as her male partner stood over her and crapped in her mouth. The image filename, originally a few random letters followed by some numbers, was re-named "SMELLSNACK.jpg" and happily distributed via email to brighten everyone's day.
"Dude, fuckit, I'm spoofin' my IP and sending the principal the smellsnack."
"So, are you into any of that kinky shit like S&M, Beastiality, Necrophelia, or Smellsnack?"
"So, are you into any of that kinky shit like S&M, Beastiality, Necrophelia, or Smellsnack?"
smellsnack by dysContinuum November 3, 2004
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!