small milk

A person who is gay....

Large 600ml milks are for men while the 375ml milks are for the fags especialy if it is strawberry

that guy is small milk

by stevesss June 22, 2007

Small Milk Phase

The phase in a woman’s life (usually in there 20s) when they live by themselves and only have to pay for their own expenses. This is a time where women do what they want with little to no obligations, except maybe their job. It’s called the small milk phase because this is when a woman only has to buy their own food. Therefore they opt for the small containers of milk (like a quart) instead of a gallon.

I heard Tiffany’s term in the peace corps ended now she’s off to Soho for her small milk phase

by JJCostel May 2, 2020

smell like milk

If someone says "you smell like milk," it means someone thinks you've "just been suckling from mother's tit", which is meant to imply that you're naïve, young, unqualified, or innocent.

"You smell like milk, make room for the big girls, sweetheart."

by AppleSauce0233 January 1, 2014

smell this milk

Made famous by Philip J. Fry in the Futurama movie, Bender's Game.

Hey Bender, smell this milk!

by Vivalatomm December 9, 2008

Smell this milk

A command given by a friend/roommate/family member that carries more weight than a triple dog dare. When told to "smell this milk," the person commanded is entered into a forced obligation where they must take a whiff of the milk presented by the one holding it. There is no backing out or saying no. This is usually done at a point where the milk's smell will most likely induce vomiting in the smeller.

This can be done as a rude joke or as a valuable test to see if the milk is still good to drink.

Rude Joke form:
P1: "Dude, I just checked my mini-fridge after getting back from vacation and you have GOT to Smell This Milk."

P2:"God damnit, alright. Bring it over here."

Test form:
P1: "I just bought this dank cereal. Come over here and Smell This Milk. Do you think it's still good to drink?"

P2: "Seems fine to me."

by comaduck August 9, 2009