smacked arse 

What you look like after a hard night on the piss.

fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.

smacked arse by She2red February 22, 2005

face like a smacked arse 

the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp

i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!

face like a smacked arse by fluffkins March 25, 2004