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a term used to describe the act when one decides to masturbate, in this circumstance, usually in a inappropriate location.
INT ITALIAN RESTAURANT

FADE IN

John: So here is to Emily and Howard! Two years of marrital bliss!
Peter: Hear hear!

everyone cheers and clash glasses in celebration

CUT TO

mid-meal, everyone is involved in some kind of chatter

Alexander is sitting in the middle of the table, he looks around nervously, he puts his hand into his pocket and starts masturbating slowly and as unnoticably as possible through the material of his pocket

Cut To

everyone leaving the restaurant

Alexander runs down the street excitedly

Close up of Alexander

Alexander: I just had a Sly Wank!
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